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Finally moving on with my life after losing one of my absolute best friends in late February 2009.
2008 was better. I want to go back there.
Sam: Why is it chewy?
Me: That's what she said.
A lick of the lips and a grip on your hips
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I want something good to die for
To make it beautiful to live
I can be your daddy, be your rock'n'rolla
You can be my sugar, be my cherry cola
Going to sleep at 9PM, waking up at 5AM
I am now officially a grown up. I guess life was pretty good so far…
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That $50K device? Yeah, I’ve used one. Nobody is safe.
This is my job and this is my life.
FUTURAMA
For 2 years of college, the only thing I had on my computer was all of Futurama. I have almost every episode memorized.
It is a sickness, but I’m okay with it.
Bender: We're gonna fight to legalize it right here!
Hermes: YA MON! YA GOT TA LEGALIZE IT!
Amy: We're talking about robosexual marriage.
Hermes: We're talkin bout lotsa stuff.